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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:59
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do I cut off friends that don't contribute to my life?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
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Do you want to have an XXX chat?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
So they tried
share office space ...
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...